0-200 in 6 seconds

[S.W.A.T]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really annoyed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

[xX-StephH749-Xx]

OOOOhhhhhhhhhhh that's bad
but sooo funny
mmmmm wonder where he is?
:lol:

[~flow+]

hehe :D:D

[Tiguan]

OOOOhhhhhhhhhhh that's bad
but sooo funny
mmmmm wonder where he is?
:lol:

[Raditz]

lol...poor bob,now happy bob.Who said there isn't a fairy god father?

[miel]

haha poor bob

[athand]

Hah - poor wife-

Next -poor scale!!

[macsterface]

That was awesome. :D

[bull~fg]

HAHAHA that is soo funny!

[Kyle25]

LOL! poor wife! lol and poor bob!

[Immortal Technique]

lol that reminded me of this joke

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,

“I look horrible. I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

He never even heard the shot!

[+dd. jeffsigs]

Great joke I am passing this one on to my friends lol.


I had a friend whos wife wanted a ring so bad, and her girl friend had just got a 14 kt. gold ring, that her boyfriend just bought her so she was really pressuring my friend for one. So within the next day or so he gave her a ring case and she was so excited to open it and she opened it to find a CARROT inside lmao, so she was a "little" ****ed at the prank lol.

[SilverFox]

lol

Good one :D

[Plaid]

She got owned :P hehe, that may obviously be the reason he did not show up. Good one anyways!

[Guy]

that's bad
but sooo funny

[Stabhappy]

Normally I don't like these jokes but this one was very good. I lol'd.

[SkullTraill]

Im bob. I don't want you disrespecting my privacy again! YOU HEAR ME?!

[CinatoastB3]

bob got Owned

[pwnasaurus]

ha funniest joke i have heard all day great!

[Grimzy]

Made my day xD

[Candeeda]

He deserved it xD

[Lemon]

lol 0 to 200 o my

[Jacob-Raines]

Yo that was really good. Did you make that up?

[Sirocco]

omg thats fast