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S.W.A.T
12-14-2008, 06:35 AM
Detroit, MI. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation
requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The
boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Chum
12-14-2008, 10:00 AM
is the Detorit Lions a club or something??? but that is still bad how the whole family beat him up!!!

S.W.A.T
12-14-2008, 04:32 PM
Oh lol, I don tthink you get the story here. Yeah Detroit Lions is a american football club, and the story tells about how they cannot beat anyone in the league. And the meaning of the family beating him is actually "beating" hin at football, not physically lol

Chum
12-14-2008, 07:17 PM
I get it now! lol, i didn't know who the Detroit lions where but know i get it...

Great joke!

Beelzeboss
12-14-2008, 07:38 PM
Lol

That's pretty good tbh, nice one