View Full Version : Corupt a wish game.
Fight Club
01-02-2009, 12:17 PM
Someone wishes for something, you grant it, then corrupt it. and wwish for something yourself.
Example:
Person 1: I wish for a new CD.
Person 2: Wish granted, but its a cher cd. Enough said. I wish for a cat.
Person 3: Wish granted, but the cat Claws your face off. I wish for Fight Club on DVD.
Person 4: Wish granted, but its so incredibly awesome your face melts. etc...
I will start. I wish for a cup of montain dew.
wish granted, but its diet =o. i wish for a cookie!
chris12
01-02-2009, 03:12 PM
wish granted but theres no chocalate chips :shock: i wish for pizza
granted but the pizzaman deliverys it 3 hours late and u get it cold :p
i wish for world peace :mrgreen:
+Os. bingobango
01-02-2009, 05:01 PM
wish granted but theres no such thing i wish i hadnt slept with the minger NYE lol
Tripp
01-02-2009, 09:50 PM
wish granted but then you sleep with 3 people and you find that you have aids lol XD i couldnt think of anything better
i wish i had a stick
chris12
01-02-2009, 09:53 PM
WISH GRANTED BUT 3 HOBOS POP OUT OF NOWHERE AND BEAT U WITH IT I WISH FOR A GOOD CABLE COMPANY THAT DOESNT STEAL MY CHANNELS :x
wish granted. they would give u all the channels that exist but no tv to go with it
i wish for a gummie bear!
mpcbsar
01-03-2009, 01:18 AM
wish granted but the gummie bear is life sized and is live.
i wish for another vacation.
chris12
01-03-2009, 01:26 AM
wish granted but its at school i wish for 10 more wishes :P
what? i am i supposed to corrupt that? hes cheating! WISH DENIED!! :wink:
i wish that the next person will make me a uber pro awesome sig
chris12
01-03-2009, 01:40 AM
now thats cheating :wink: so i guess i have 2 but it will be 50*50 i wish for the next person 2 give me 2000000000000000000 billion dollars
mpcbsar
01-03-2009, 01:44 AM
wish granted but th condition is that you cant spend it. :twisted:
i wish for a new car.
chris12
01-03-2009, 01:50 AM
here it is http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/truck-and-van-blog/ugly_car%5B1%5D.jpg i wish for a new guitar (old 1 set on fire dont ask)
wish granted, but it doesnt come with any strings
i wish for a iPhone
bull~fg
01-03-2009, 03:48 AM
wish granted, but the one you bought was stolen, and you got arrested,
i wish for another new kayak
good news: wish granted
bad news: its a origami paper kayak and it cant float
i wish for a new computer
mpcbsar
01-03-2009, 02:31 PM
wish granted but the computer is the size of your living room and the monitor is just the regular 14 inch and it got a pentium 1 processor.
i wish the bots here in sigbar would be eradicated. :D
chris12
01-03-2009, 03:41 PM
wish granted but they make new accounts and spam us agian :cry: i wish knew what 2 wish for
mpcbsar
01-03-2009, 03:45 PM
wish granted but you forgot what to wish for again after just 10 secs.
i wish i won SOTW at least once. :D
chris12
01-05-2009, 10:31 PM
wish granted u do but u delete the file for your prize winning and cant enter :P i wish for a new car
wish granted
here is ur car:
http://www.ares-online.com/catalog/pics/Plastic_Shopping_Cart.jpg
i wish for no school
BBballfanatic13
01-06-2009, 01:39 AM
wish granted but your parents now teach you. i wish for a new computer
chris12
01-06-2009, 01:42 AM
wish granted but it blows up i wish for a tasty sandwich that i cant eat and nothing can happen to it :wink:
wish granted but the sandwhich consisted of 2 pieces of bread and stale liver
i wish that the next person wouldnt corrupt this wish
Zinny
01-06-2009, 02:23 AM
Wish granted. But the next person who posts after me corrupts it in one way or another.
I wish wig's didn't itch. D=
Immortal Technique
01-08-2009, 04:25 PM
Don't you have to wish for an item?
Wish granted, but all wigs are still smelly :O
wish granted, but u didnt ask for anything -.-
i wish for free lifetime supply of candybars
Immortal Technique
01-08-2009, 09:14 PM
Wish granted, but they are in fact just little paper balls with the words from aaron carters song "i want candy" embeded on them
i wish for my computer to not have a virus which corrupts the audio software
KlashUrNekOff
01-10-2009, 08:45 PM
Wish granted but then it creates a bigger virus wich freezes your computer while it delets all your files
I wish for a new tobbaco roller.
Immortal Technique
01-10-2009, 09:19 PM
Wish granted but my wish granter miscommunicates the tobacco, you receive tobasco sauce insted.
I wish for uncorruptable wishes.
Nefarious
01-10-2009, 09:28 PM
wish granted, but the quanity of wishes uncorruptable is 0
I wish for a dual monitor video card so I can have 2 monitors on the same computer.
Immortal Technique
01-10-2009, 09:33 PM
Wish granted, but it is a ATI Fire GL V3400 Graphics Adapter and it sucks!! you cannot even play grand left auto 1 on it.
I wish for katy perry porn /drool
chris12
01-10-2009, 09:43 PM
wish granted but its her biggest fan and hes a guy :P i wish for photoshop
Nefarious
01-10-2009, 09:43 PM
Wish granted but its the first version of photoshop
I wish that Obama will stay president forever(muahahaha, a trick one so now I will get what I want!)
chris12
01-10-2009, 09:45 PM
wish granted but hes president of the av club :P i wish for a laptop
Immortal Technique
01-11-2009, 01:14 AM
Wish granted but its the first laptop ever made.
I wish for more katy perry porn :)
oh looky i found some Not real porn (http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/264993/buzzworthy-blog-exclusive-katy-perry-tour-diary-part-3.jhtml)
Renderious
01-11-2009, 01:43 AM
You un-earth the naughty images but a crude joke has been pulled on you, ENJOY listening to 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley
I wish for a cube that cannot be modifed no matter what the person bellow me says.
Nefarious
01-11-2009, 01:57 AM
Wish granted. The cube isn't modified but you accidentally dropped it in a volcano that suddenly collapse so you no longer have the cube.
I wish that windows beta 7 will be great(which I already have the THINGY WOOO! Download http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/beta-download.aspx)
Immortal Technique
01-11-2009, 03:14 AM
wish granted, but the project never comes out, microsoft goes bankrupt.
muwahaha
i wish i didn't love rick rolling myself
Renderious
01-11-2009, 06:25 AM
wish granted but then right after that rick rolling becomes a term for banging ones head against a wall ergo you love banging your head against the wall
I wish somone wouldn't respond to this post
Immortal Technique
01-11-2009, 07:10 AM
wish granted, but the project never comes out, microsoft goes bankrupt.
muwahaha
i wish i didn't love rick rolling myself
wish granted, but insted of rick roll its katy perry, and she shows up to your house.
:D
i wish that no one else could have wishes
Nefarious
01-11-2009, 02:10 PM
Wish granted, but it appears "One Else" is a real person, so they no longer have wishes.
I wish that i will get the job at HeavenGames
Immortal Technique
01-11-2009, 04:40 PM
wish granted, you get the job, but as a janitor.
i wish i was the king of a post apocolyptic world.
nejko
01-11-2009, 05:18 PM
wish granted, But u goed crazy :P
I wish that i have 10 more wishes
chris12
01-11-2009, 05:27 PM
wish granted but you cant use them , i wish a wish that cant be corrupted (this one is tricky :wink: )
Renderious
01-11-2009, 05:53 PM
wish granted, though you never specifided what the wish was so I deem your wish to be for me to corupt it.
I wish for somone to respond to this perosn
chris12
01-11-2009, 11:44 PM
wish granted but what perosn :P i wish for munkeys to rule the world
PR0UD INFIDEL
01-12-2009, 03:19 AM
wish granted but poo gets flung everywhere :lol: I wish for another LDC TV.
Renderious
01-12-2009, 02:15 PM
Wish granted but you also buy a wii and smash the wii mote into the tv.
I wish for an uncoruptable wish, that if responded to will not be considered granted. This wish must in no way be modifed and or changed in anyway. Upon the grantment of the wish I shale make my comand and it shale be answered. All terms in this description are used litarely as they are intended.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: H4XZ!!!!
ok i responded so u get ur wish but i get triple w/e ur gonna ask for :mrgreen:
i wish for a uber cool skateboard
PR0UD INFIDEL
01-12-2009, 06:09 PM
Wish granted, but you fall and break your tailbone.
I wish for a shorter work day
nejko
01-12-2009, 06:10 PM
Wish granted,but you fail and you broke your body
I Wish That signaturebar is best GFX community :P
Immortal Technique
01-15-2009, 12:24 AM
Wish granted, sigbar is now the best graphic community, but it's gay porno graphics :O
i wish that i didn't have to go outside to steal the neighbors internet =(
PR0UD INFIDEL
01-15-2009, 12:41 AM
wish granted but now you have dial-up :lol:
I wish that I didn't have to deploy to Iraq in June
pascoe92
01-15-2009, 01:12 AM
wish granted but then u get called early without time to get out of going
i wish i had loads of money [OVER SMILEY USE REMOVED BY ETHA] MONEY
buguhdd
01-29-2009, 06:53 AM
wish granted. But your mom takes it all.
I wish i could travel the world.
xevar25
05-08-2009, 02:45 AM
Wish granted but you will die if you don't travel around the world within one day.
I wish I won't get my wish corrupted, ever.
Stealthboy50
07-21-2009, 07:48 PM
Your wish is not corrupted
But you fall of a cliff
I wish that anime would just vanish, and die, and that everyone that liked it when I wrote this post would cry because it sucked so much, because I hate it. And I do not like it at the time of this post. And that anime could never come back, ever.
CinatoastB3
08-09-2009, 07:07 PM
Wish granted but now all you can watch is preschool shows.
I wish to get more games for my xbox360
baiumbg
08-09-2009, 08:43 PM
Wish granted but the games turn out to be defective and you become screwed with 200 dollars
I wish for an apple pie.
CinatoastB3
08-11-2009, 12:31 AM
Wish granted but that apple pie was stolen and you go to jail for 3 days.
I wish for an ipod
TimSimm2
08-11-2009, 12:49 AM
wish granted but it exploded as soon as you turned it on
i wish for a laptop
jusatin~fg
08-11-2009, 08:44 AM
WIsh granted, but you drop it and it brokes when hitting the ground.
I wish for 2 more months of summer vacation :)
baiumbg
08-13-2009, 10:42 AM
Wish granted but school tripples and you have to go to school 3 years in a row without any vacation.
I wish for a bear.
Sandfuel
02-09-2011, 04:13 PM
(hoping to bring this thread back up, this is a very fun game btw :D)
wish granted but the bear scratched you and ran away
wish granted, but i give you something?
I wish I was Gohan from DBZ... boom, please dont destroy my childhood
TheReaping
02-17-2011, 09:45 PM
(hoping to bring this thread back up, this is a very fun game btw :D)
wish granted but the bear scratched you and ran away
Please Sandfuel, do to my experience the right way to revive topics is to make a new topic and start off from there, doing this is necro-posting and got me banned from other sites.
Sandfuel
02-18-2011, 05:47 AM
Please Sandfuel, do to my experience the right way to revive topics is to make a new topic and start off from there, doing this is necro-posting and got me banned from other sites.
man i feel sorry for you being banned :D
i'll start a new thread as soon as i can
HellraiseR
02-21-2011, 06:32 PM
~I wish this game didn got corrupted (mis posts )..
noobie
02-25-2011, 12:27 AM
Wish granted but a naughty elf undo's the wish :/ (i will get better i promise lol)
I wish for a banana split yummy
Storm
02-25-2011, 12:46 AM
wish granted but the bananas are rotten
i wish for endless money
noobie
02-25-2011, 12:48 AM
:O
Wish granted but it's all fake
I wish for a lovely holiday
Storm
02-25-2011, 01:26 AM
wish granted but your boat left you stranded in the ocean miles away from land and all alone in shark infested waters.
i wish for world peace
noobie
02-25-2011, 01:30 AM
Wish granted, but then noobie came and destroyed the world with her squeeky ban hammer!
I wish for red hair
Storm
02-25-2011, 01:33 AM
wish granted but in the process of dying your hair a chemical reaction started a fire on your head and as a result your hair was burnt away.
i wish to be god
noobie
02-25-2011, 01:36 AM
Omg, you made me bald!!! lol
Wish granted, but on your way to heaven, you slipped down the stairway and fell right in to the depths of hell mwuahahahaha lol
I wish for eternal life lol
Storm
02-25-2011, 01:46 AM
just as you received eternal life a dragon swooped down and eat you.
i wish for superpowers
noobie
02-25-2011, 01:49 AM
Lol, Wish granted but your superpowers were to make people have loads of hair!!!
(gimmee my hair back lol)
I wish for sleep lol
Storm
02-25-2011, 01:51 AM
LOL
just as the sandman sent you to sleep a massive earthquake begun and the spell was broken.
i wish i had magic
noobie
02-25-2011, 01:56 AM
Wish granted but then you granted my next wish ...
I wish i took storms magic away from him lol
Storm
02-25-2011, 02:13 AM
oh gawd... owned...
wish i could bring anime characters to life and control them at will
~RF James2779
02-25-2011, 11:11 PM
Wish granted but theres a 14524 page instruction booklet...
i wish for a pony ...
Storm
02-26-2011, 12:03 AM
granted but the pony turned evil and eat your arm off
noobie
02-26-2011, 09:32 AM
Lol, i wish storm had his wishes back
~RF James2779
02-26-2011, 07:47 PM
Wish granted but they only last for 1 day
I wish for three peices of dry toast
Grown
02-26-2011, 08:06 PM
wish granted but..http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/18/129003586042833075.jpg
you got 3 of those.
i wish i had 500$
noobie
02-26-2011, 09:25 PM
Lol^^
Wish granted but the evil toast robs it off you.
I wish for lots of new clothes
Storm
02-26-2011, 09:48 PM
granted but they dissolve when you wash them after falling in the mud
i wish to mind read
noobie
02-26-2011, 10:10 PM
lol granted, but you *hmm cant think of what to put here, oo im hungry, might have a little bit of key lime cheesecake. right back to the game, enough thinking about food* only hear one person then the mention of cheesecake somehow deletes your wish!
I wish for company lol
~RF James2779
02-27-2011, 01:14 AM
Wish granted but there all zombies
~RF James2779
02-27-2011, 01:14 AM
i wish for a pot of gold
wish granted, but now the leprachaun gold market has fallen apart causing mass chaos throughout the world
Storm
02-27-2011, 02:01 AM
you forgot to wish
:D
i wish for endless ammounts of food
wish granted, but now you are a glutton and reside for enternity as an enemy in the dante's inferno video game
I wish for happiness. beat that!
Sandfuel
02-27-2011, 03:20 AM
wish granted, but it's friday the 13th, bad luck for you :p
jk
i wish for someone to corrupt me
wish granted, but wait why the hell would you want to be corrupted?! now you're a mindless slave for the zerg forces only to be killed be a ghost sniper shot.
I wish for good luck!
Sandfuel
02-27-2011, 03:34 AM
wish granted, but a black cat passes by so your luck changed to bad luck
i wish for destruction :twisted:
Wish granted, wish already corruped yaknow since you're being destroyed and all.
I wish for a mambo lessons!
Sandfuel
02-27-2011, 07:30 AM
wish granted but you broke your back
i wish to be a sambo master
HellraiseR
03-03-2011, 07:12 AM
~Wish granted but in the training u broke ur leg ( not in the good term :P)
I wish to own a Bugati
Sandfuel
03-04-2011, 03:46 AM
wish granted, but the bugati was broken and cant be fixed
i wish for a 1k carat diamond :p
~RF James2779
03-04-2011, 09:14 PM
wish granted but its fake ...
noobie
03-04-2011, 09:20 PM
You forgot to wish hun..
I wish for a busier forum lol
Sandfuel
03-05-2011, 04:30 AM
wish granted but the forum went way to busy it exploded :D
i wish for a pc that pwns all
~RF James2779
03-05-2011, 05:28 AM
Wish granted.. but ure wish was granted so it killed humanity
I wish for noobie to stop beckering me
noobie
03-05-2011, 08:49 AM
What does beckering mean lol?
~RF James2779
03-06-2011, 01:55 AM
means like uhh.... Telling me to do something about it everytime or something.. :/
noobie
03-06-2011, 09:29 AM
:???: Have i done that? lol
I wish for a bar of chocolate
wish granted, but not you've eaten sooo much chocolate that you are now a katamari like figure and are attacked by the national guard
I wish i could fly!
noobie
03-07-2011, 05:45 PM
Wish granted but there's too many clouds in the sky, you can't see where youre going, so you land safely and decide never to fly again as it's too dangerous lol.
I wish for a better internet connection lol.
Demious
03-07-2011, 05:54 PM
You wish for better internet but find that it's plugged into a Mac. I wish Justin Bieber would go away....
Justin Beiber has gone away (No need to corrup this wish I i want the exact same thing)
I wish for a unicorn!
HellraiseR
03-19-2011, 09:11 PM
~Wished granted but the unicorn had a temper issue so burst his horn since he tried to hit a tank wid it..
I Wish To Have A Holiday In Hawaii With Clear Sky And A Cold Lemonade In Hand..
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