Neekan
02-02-2008, 06:59 PM
ok fools xP i've just joined!
you may remember me from the intro section..or not.
ANYWAY..ok, so i haven't been around the net for a while, i was on holiday out on the detroit Woodward Dream Cruise, some of you prolly have heard of it. like 1,000,000 people (give or take a few) line woodward avenue and look at peoples bad *** cars as they drive passed, its really cool.
anyway, onto the story..
I was with my 2 friends + bro + my sisters boyfriend
we are drinking back then, just relaxing, play a few cards and whatever...and out of nothin my sis's boyfriend jumps up in a drunken slurish tone...
'we need more booze damn it...anybody got some money?..we need booze.....MORE BOOZE!'
so we're all like 'yeh..but we can't spend any more money'
'i'm gonna go pimp tht slutty ***** in the corner over there' - fred
'dude, stfu? you're not gonna do that, if you did you'd just blow my mind'
'watch..watch. come, lets go'
two girls open the door + fred starts talkin to one of them...
i guessed they wouldnt go to the guys house who was willing to pay... so he was gonna trick one of em into it, by messin around and givin her a piggy back ride, and then run down the street to the guys house that wanted the pr0stitute....but it didnt quite work out that way :]
so one of the girls tries and jumps on jims back..who is also drunk....she hops and looses balance + leans forward...the stupid ***** flys over jims shoulders
*BAM!*
smashes her grill on the street....chips some teeth, splits her lip and scrapes the side of her face up.
i watched all that time and was literally rolling on the floor laughing my *** off....i couldnt help it..it was hilarious...kinda rude but i just couldnt stop it.. it was unbelievable xP
so finally he got the other girl (with one leg. andparalyzes in one hand) to go to that guys house..
so me, mybro,jim, jackand ryan go back to my grandmas house (where we started)
and fred leaves with this girl, to this guys house around the corner.
waiting..waiting and waiting.............thinkin hes probably just talking out his *** tryna act like a pimp..and a little worried haha, you know..drunk guy + drunk girl...hony sobre man xP
30mins later fred walks in with two 30-packs and 3 bottles of JD...
"OMFG!!!! YOU PIMPED OUT THE NIEGHBOR GIRL!!!? how much did you get?"
"$125, i gave her $25....$15 for her trouble and $10 for her friends teeth!"
THE END.
i cant believe my brother in-law is a pimp....thats just crazy. HAHAHAHA
and i cant stop laughin when i think about that girl breaking her grill off the cement haha..
wow..i love Detroit
you may remember me from the intro section..or not.
ANYWAY..ok, so i haven't been around the net for a while, i was on holiday out on the detroit Woodward Dream Cruise, some of you prolly have heard of it. like 1,000,000 people (give or take a few) line woodward avenue and look at peoples bad *** cars as they drive passed, its really cool.
anyway, onto the story..
I was with my 2 friends + bro + my sisters boyfriend
we are drinking back then, just relaxing, play a few cards and whatever...and out of nothin my sis's boyfriend jumps up in a drunken slurish tone...
'we need more booze damn it...anybody got some money?..we need booze.....MORE BOOZE!'
so we're all like 'yeh..but we can't spend any more money'
'i'm gonna go pimp tht slutty ***** in the corner over there' - fred
'dude, stfu? you're not gonna do that, if you did you'd just blow my mind'
'watch..watch. come, lets go'
two girls open the door + fred starts talkin to one of them...
i guessed they wouldnt go to the guys house who was willing to pay... so he was gonna trick one of em into it, by messin around and givin her a piggy back ride, and then run down the street to the guys house that wanted the pr0stitute....but it didnt quite work out that way :]
so one of the girls tries and jumps on jims back..who is also drunk....she hops and looses balance + leans forward...the stupid ***** flys over jims shoulders
*BAM!*
smashes her grill on the street....chips some teeth, splits her lip and scrapes the side of her face up.
i watched all that time and was literally rolling on the floor laughing my *** off....i couldnt help it..it was hilarious...kinda rude but i just couldnt stop it.. it was unbelievable xP
so finally he got the other girl (with one leg. andparalyzes in one hand) to go to that guys house..
so me, mybro,jim, jackand ryan go back to my grandmas house (where we started)
and fred leaves with this girl, to this guys house around the corner.
waiting..waiting and waiting.............thinkin hes probably just talking out his *** tryna act like a pimp..and a little worried haha, you know..drunk guy + drunk girl...hony sobre man xP
30mins later fred walks in with two 30-packs and 3 bottles of JD...
"OMFG!!!! YOU PIMPED OUT THE NIEGHBOR GIRL!!!? how much did you get?"
"$125, i gave her $25....$15 for her trouble and $10 for her friends teeth!"
THE END.
i cant believe my brother in-law is a pimp....thats just crazy. HAHAHAHA
and i cant stop laughin when i think about that girl breaking her grill off the cement haha..
wow..i love Detroit