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MonkeyKing
06-07-2008, 06:16 PM
Last year i was at a party and i got so drunk that i fall out of an window into a bush my friends ran outside to see if i was ok when they found me i was holding my beer in the air and I said ''Not one drop hit the ground baby wwooooooo''

+dd. jeffsigs
06-07-2008, 06:55 PM
Lol

My dumbest or most emberassing momemt was when I FULLY TWO HANDED Grab another Womans Arse thinking it was my wifes WHOOPS i was so emberassed.

Note to self:. Dont do that again.

Raditz
06-07-2008, 08:26 PM
lmao you two did something hilarious. I'd say what i did...but it's too :oops: :oops:

MonkeyKing
06-07-2008, 08:31 PM
come on it's all in good fun you got to laugh at yourself sometimes.

when i was in middle school i was playing hide and go seek with some friends and i was IT so iam running after my friends and ran into a Cholesline, might i add it was 9:30 pm and dark *** hell

jessicatae
06-08-2008, 03:48 AM
so iam running after my friends and ran into a Cholesline,

How did it turn out?? My nephew did this when he was 15, and he actually had to go to the hospital he was in so much pain. He ran straight into it at neck level, and as the line stopped him, the force made it scrape hard from his chest up to his chin. He had a horrible black bruise covering his entire neck. It was baddd!

MonkeyKing
06-08-2008, 01:41 PM
so iam running after my friends and ran into a Cholesline,

How did it turn out?? My nephew did this when he was 15, and he actually had to go to the hospital he was in so much pain. He ran straight into it at neck level, and as the line stopped him, the force made it scrape hard from his chest up to his chin. He had a horrible black bruise covering his entire neck. It was baddd!

my face it and i did a back flip i ending passing out for like 10 mins after that i went home and went to bed the next day i had a cut on my face for like 2 weeks, i had to lie my *** out to my classmates about what happen

Hone
06-08-2008, 02:12 PM
I was in some canals one day and run into a pole that helps stop bad people running through them.

i was bleeding all over the place and we had to walk back to my friends house and i had his shirt on and i was bleeding on it and yeah. Surprisingly it didnt hurt at all.

And one time i got drunk with a bunch of mates and passed out.. got woken up by a gaurd on a train station... in my underpants.

JamesKryack
06-09-2008, 04:12 AM
This would definitely be mine. It was my Freshman year of High School. We were in Spanish class, and two girls behind me were talking about PMS(why the hell, I don't know.) So, suddenly, the letters PMS are in my head, right? Well, we were playing a game of charades on the board, and a kid called out the other teams' thing after 2 seconds of drawing. Now, even though the abbreviation for mind-reading is something I can't remember now, you can image what three-letter term came out of my mouth. God, I hated that teacher after that day.

ArmedCivilian
06-12-2008, 03:06 PM
Hmm.. Once I was on my paper route (when I had one) and I came up to icy steps leading up to someones door. I got off my bike, pulled it up to the top, and attempted to ride down it. You can imagine it didn't end well for me.

Another time, I was filling pop cans with gas, lighting them, and throwing them before they exploded. One blew up about a foot away from me and I still have a burn scar between my fingers from it.

KOOLCJ12
07-11-2008, 03:12 PM
i was walking home from school and the streets were icy so i slid down the next 6 blocks without hitting 1 car when i got home i almost ****ed my pants but didnt

+Os. bingobango
07-11-2008, 03:14 PM
Lol

My dumbest or most emberassing momemt was when I FULLY TWO HANDED Grab another Womans Arse thinking it was my wifes WHOOPS i was so emberassed.

Note to self:. Dont do that again.

omg i did the same thing but i klissed the other girl lmao, we were at the arcades and she was on the car things sat in the seat i thought it was here so i just leaned round the chair and kissed her, to my horror it wasnt her and my gf was sat next to her lmao
she forgive though lol :)

inmortus
07-20-2008, 10:18 PM
I buyed cigarettes and later i throw them to the garbage can

akkari888
07-21-2008, 01:36 AM
Last year i was skateboardin home i hit a peice of glass and the skateboard fleww out from under me and i smashed my head againsted the wall next to me and i rolled out into the street pasted out (note this is one of the busiess streets in my city) and i blocked traffic for like 15 mins xD
go me and i stained the street with my blood xD

jazeon
07-24-2008, 12:03 AM
Well, I kinda was talking to my friend then suddenly i drop my baller. And i get it. When i talked again. And talk i didn't know. I was talking to a different person. IT WAS SOOOO T_T

Masta Hamma
08-15-2008, 05:31 PM
Probably when I walked right into a glass door without even slowing down.

jazeon
08-16-2008, 01:34 PM
Um, New one for me is, When I had slept on the classroom while the class was starting. -.-' They took a picture of me sleeping..

MonkeyKing
08-16-2008, 06:45 PM
got drunk at a party with some friends and we started to run into the walls of the house for no reason :D

LeKi
08-16-2008, 10:24 PM
got drunk at a party with some friends and we started to run into the walls of the house for no reason :D

are you sedate sometimes :D :lol: :D :lol: ???????

MonkeyKing
08-18-2008, 05:04 PM
got drunk at a party with some friends and we started to run into the walls of the house for no reason :D

are you sedate sometimes :D :lol: :D :lol: ???????

i don't know Leki 23 beers makes you do some carzy things :lol: :D

diesel
08-18-2008, 05:24 PM
any time i get really drunk, i make a fool of myself :P and anytime i that bored and in the right mood, i make a fool of myself to have fun :D

1 major drunk moment, last year we won football grandfinal so we went back to the club and celebrated hard! lots of drinking, skulling and shots! Well wen the club closed we went back to a guys place and continued the party!

Well a few things happend:
1) i dont remember much at all between 12am-4am
2) i ended up p*ssing in the guys bath cuz i cudnt find the toilet
3) i asked the female trainer if i cud have sex with her a number of times in front og everyone! (and i didnt use the best words either :P)
4) a m8 lives in same direction as me, so pulled me into a taxi (as i cud barelly walk) and i ended up taking the taxi in wrong direction, down a dead end road, got out of the taxi started walking through the bush (into a rubbish tip) and wen questioned i said " nah its alright this is a short cut"....it wasnt even close

so for that i am now referred to as lost boy :P

MonkeyKing
08-18-2008, 05:31 PM
OMG diesel number 2 has happen to me :lol: those were good times

Juggla
08-18-2008, 08:10 PM
omg...lol...uhh once i was on acid and walked to the end of a rug and though i was falling off the edge of the earth...lol