Earthquake in England

[-bH.munky]

There was a 5.2 earthquake in england lst night at 1:00am. I was 20 miles away from the centre of it lol. I thought it was something to do with the building of some new wind turbines and went back to sleep. Now I can say i've lived through an earthquake :twisted: .

[Dantekain]

Dude...you already confessed that ya farted...and that caused tha quake...

[A-dam]

Dude...you already confessed that ya farted...and that caused tha quake...

:lol: lol :lol: , btw munky, the earthquake woke you up? How bad was the shaking aqnd stuff?

[-bH.munky]

I was 20 miles away from the source so it was pretty bad.

[Bloody_Saint]

Dude...you already confessed that ya farted...and that caused tha quake... now now be truthful dante it was your gf rolling outta bed that caused it XD

[-bH.munky]

Oooooo, that's harsh lol.

[Dantekain]

now now be truthful dante it was your gf rolling outta bed that caused it XD

Hey, she can't help it that she's put on some weight...she's pregnant...

*holds his Jessica Alba in his arms and says: it;s ok hun, Bloody_Saint didn't know it....and he's some kind of mental patient :P

[diesel]

OI PUT MY GIRL AND MY BABIES DOWN!!! OR I WILL OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOPASS!!!!

[Dantekain]

OI PUT MY GIRL AND MY BABIES DOWN!!! OR I WILL OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOPASS!!!!

*looks amazed at Diesel and thinks to hisself : this crazyness must be contagious...why does everyone think that they have relation with my girlfriend...

*calls his girlfriend Jessica Alba; "Dear, close the doors and lock them...call for extra security cos there's a aussie stalker"

[`wolf]

OI PUT MY GIRL AND MY BABIES DOWN!!! OR I WILL OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOPASS!!!!

diesel, are you drunk again? lol

[Raditz]

OI PUT MY GIRL AND MY BABIES DOWN!!! OR I WILL OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOPASS!!!!

*looks amazed at Diesel and thinks to hisself : this crazyness must be contagious...why does everyone think that they have relation with my girlfriend...

*calls his girlfriend Jessica Alba; "Dear, close the doors and lock them...call for extra security cos there's a aussie stalker"

extra security coming right up,would you like our agents to have plasma cannons or laser cannons? :twisted:

[BeAbominant]

I think he would rather prefer a "Home Alone" 1, 2, 3 trap maze.

[Dantekain]

@Raditz -> dude...both of them...tha plasma cannons and tha laser cannons...

[-bH.munky]

Oh crumb, i've farted again. Watch out for an earthquake.

[diesel]

no im not drunk. just angry at this maniac trying to steal my girl!!!!

no laser cannons or plasma cannons could hold me back!!!

theres only 1 thing that can stop me, no not superman, but MY girl Jessica Alba!!!

[Dantekain]

no im not drunk. just angry at this maniac trying to steal my girl!!!!

no laser cannons or plasma cannons could hold me back!!!

theres only 1 thing that can stop me, no not superman, but MY girl Jessica Alba!!!

* picks up tha phone and rings up Munky's shrink...hello, yeah DK here and I've got a new patient for ya...it's a aussie calling himself "Diesel" and he has tha illusion that MY wife to be, Jessica Alba, is in some strange way his girlfriend. Can ya help him, he's a good boy really, he is... :P

[-bH.munky]

Sorry Dante, my shrink just commited suicide. Oh an btw how does earthquake get onto laser cannons? rofl

[Raditz]

no im not drunk. just angry at this maniac trying to steal my girl!!!!

no laser cannons or plasma cannons could hold me back!!!

theres only 1 thing that can stop me, no not superman, but MY girl Jessica Alba!!!

* picks up tha phone and rings up Munky's shrink...hello, yeah DK here and I've got a new patient for ya...it's a aussie calling himself "Diesel" and he has tha illusion that MY wife to be, Jessica Alba, is in some strange way his girlfriend. Can ya help him, he's a good boy really, he is... :P

sir...the maniac isn't stopping,shall we use "that" weapon?and i've sent money to a monkey called munkey to come fart when we see someone approaching.

[-bH.munky]

Someone's approaching! *Farts* This doesn't class as off topic does it lol?

[Raditz]

Someone's approaching! *Farts* This doesn't class as off topic does it lol?

can't be...your farting is mixed with the earthquake,which is affiliated with the Jessica thing.But maybe we should make a new topic for this?

[-bH.munky]

Dunno lol. I think we can keep it on earthquake in england for the moment :).

[Dantekain]

isn't it strange that a earthquake struck England....this isn't something that happens every day.
you would expect earthquakes in tha states or japan...

maybe this is tha sounding in of tha end of tha world???