Favourite SigBar quotes

[Beelzeboss]

Here is a thread where you can post your favourite SigBar posts you see around the forum

Try not to double post please :wink:

[noobie]

Ill be on the search for some, but this one springs to mind pretty fast hehe, still makes me chuckle...

Thank you for such a site noobie (give yourself a blow) :D

oh and also....


lmao cheers raditz nice one ;)

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********* fudge ball****s and s**t :/

lmao radz i didnt mean for you to literally put " chuck ben " on there lmao can ya edit it to only " ben " sorry man am half asleep lmao

lmao!!!!!

[Extraho]

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*Sigh* when bullet thought he was king of the world :lol:

[MonkeyKing]

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to you house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of skating rink.


3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Ownage lol.

the best thing i ever heand