finish the story!!!!!!

[ky018]

rules;
- I will post a short story...the next person to reply(to the post aboved) will continue ...
ex....
USER 1; my dad bought me an ice cream and suddnly slipped
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USER2; his face was smashed and he died!!!!!!!!!!
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reply reply and so on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
get it?
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start:
a guy was walking down the street ///then sudenly a vampir appeared behind and bit his neck....he turned to a difeerent preson..until suddenly...
LALALALA... a cute korean girl appeared in the horizon of the street...
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/Chulie_first_love/Moon%20Geun%20Young/MGY95.jpg
then........

[baiumbg]

She grabs a street lamp and hits him on the head! The vampire said: "Ouch! That hurt! Now you're gonna pay!". And he bites her head off. :twisted:

[hamm0]

the head lost half its brain and sprouted legs a suit and a tie and became from texas and grew up 2 bcome president of zimbarbwe

[-bH.munky]

It then waged war on the rest of the world.

[Yukushii]

then the war between Zimbarbwe and the world went on for eternity.

[KlashUrNekOff]

but then the president realised that the war was pointless and commited suicide..

[baiumbg]

....and after 3 days God said to him:"You do not deserve to be dead. I shall ressurect you...". And he ressurected him.

[KlashUrNekOff]

but then he commited suiceide again because he couldnt face the fact that the war was going no where.

[Raditz]

But he came back to life because he didn't like death

[akia20]

after resurrecting many times, he said to himself,

"WTF.. i think i have nine lives.. the cat-god gave it to me i think"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kumani]

But it wasn't a cat-god. Suddenly, a bright light from the sky appeared and started talking.

[+Os. bingobango]

the president was going to fight the battle alive, later that day he got a call of the doctor" what is it doctor " doctor says : " im afriad we got the results wrong u tested positve for class a drugs" . . . . .

[jazeon]

And then suddenly. A strange shadow appeared upside. :?

[Raditz]

and it said i want candy!

[Kumani]

It exploded TONS of candy, every kind you can think of all over the ground. People grabbing it everywhere...

[baiumbg]

Everyone in the wrold got a pice and eventually everyone died because the candy was poisoned...

[jazeon]

And suddenly a new " Glowing Candy Just Drop "

[agentZer0]

and everyone that would eat it would live forever

[jazeon]

And then a man opened the candy wrapper" And A Text Was There "
* Happy Trip *

[agentZer0]

Then Tiger Woods appeared

[baiumbg]

He grabbed a baseball bat and started beating himself to death...

[+Os. bingobango]

then we had a party and got drunk but noobie did sumthing naughty ..

[VoidWalker]

and then the party was called off because someone is found dead in the attic. :roll:

[agentZer0]

and it was tiger woods but someone noticed he wore a mask an he was someone else

[firetiger]

and then we all ran out of the flaming building

[agentZer0]

Then Lucifer and Satan apeared to save everyone

[KlashUrNekOff]

Then lucifer and satan got bored from saving people and began killing them instead.

[Harakiri]

Then Lucifer and Satan had a wild party and invited strippers. :)

[agentZer0]

and one of the strippers was Paris Hilton

[KlashUrNekOff]

But lucifer didnt like her bacause he was gay.

[firetiger]

but then he say michael jackson and thought quick lets go back to hell and have a party there :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Harakiri]

So then Hitler comes and says ' Damnit, i missed it..."

[VoidWalker]

all the congressmen stood up...

[agentZer0]

and the senators sat down

[VoidWalker]

then the president gave his State of the Union address but...

[agentZer0]

it was gilbert arenas giving his black president speech
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Tn1BeD7TM

[VoidWalker]

and then a secret agent receive a very threatening call...

[agentZer0]

his life was in danger

[Raditz]

Because pon and zi wanted to be his buddies

[agentZer0]

and they became close friends

[-bH.munky]

and killed each other

[VoidWalker]

so, when they reach heaven,...

[-bH.munky]

They live happily ever after. Almost...

[Raditz]

Then a monster called yon and wi got them back to earth

[Harakiri]

And they ate paper all night long.

[VoidWalker]

When morning came, a newspaper man knock at their door,

[Storm]

the newspaper man said: you will die!!!: as it happend to be he was an evil vampire. they where so shocked that they fainted on the floor

[VoidWalker]

Then Van Helsing appear at the driveway with his BMW...

[Raditz]

but then the sun came out

[VoidWalker]

so the vamp melted before helsing can shoot him...

[Storm]

then suddenly the famous STORM (evil) appeard out of nowhere and attacked him

[jazeon]

And then the 300 men came Leonidas Said " This is where we hold them "

[Harakiri]

And then a dancing apple came and made the moment awkward.

[-bH.munky]

And then a bun came doing abundance, making it even more awkward.

[Harakiri]

And then they married eachother and created the essence of pure awkwardness and sold it internationally.

[-bH.munky]

A tramp bought it for £1.75,

[Harakiri]

And they used that money to buy speedo's and they went swimming.

[-bH.munky]

A shark came and scared them out of the swimming pool...

[Harakiri]

Then the shark did the macarena.

[-bH.munky]

He found a new wife and they had...

[Harakiri]

cannibal cookies.

[Maxilith]

One day...

[Yukushii]

the cannibal cookies came and...

[Hopz]

And saw a oreo advertisement

[MonkeyKing]

and was thinking to himself