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jazeon
07-19-2008, 03:16 AM
If you were to meet God what would you say?

I really wanna know what people would say when God is in his heard/ personaly seen on own eyes...

ArmedCivilian
07-19-2008, 04:25 AM
I'd say why.

+dd. jeffsigs
07-19-2008, 04:41 AM
I would say Sorry and thank you for your Grace

jazeon
07-19-2008, 05:46 AM
I would hardly say " God who am i really ?

MonkeyKing
07-19-2008, 07:36 AM
God was somking weed so bad? sorry i gotta to know :lol:

Gingie17
07-19-2008, 08:28 PM
i would say sorry for every sin i have committed

+Os. bingobango
07-19-2008, 09:01 PM
i would ask him why the world he made is so fkked up and y hes not done anything about it

+dd. jeffsigs
07-19-2008, 11:39 PM
That was answered in the Bible Bango lol

jazeon
07-19-2008, 11:53 PM
I would say " Am i worthy to see if i'm a sinner "

inasadYBFC
07-21-2008, 05:06 AM
I'd say "Realy???.... game controler down my throat?.... woooooooooooow dude..... just wow"

akkari888
07-21-2008, 06:00 AM
That was answered in the Bible Bango lol

whats the answer jeff?

I'd say what heaven why the hell am i here
j/k

+Os. bingobango
07-21-2008, 06:54 AM
ive never read the bible if god was here for seven days how did he have time t write the bible ?

coz he was busy lets face it

Juice
07-21-2008, 08:23 AM
I would prolly just say thank you.

Hone
07-21-2008, 10:30 AM
Is my dad here?

elpacco
07-21-2008, 11:16 PM
well now u guys have a chance

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/










this this gets really annoying after a while

jazeon
07-24-2008, 12:01 AM
well now u guys have a chance

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/










this this gets really annoying after a while

Yeah, I know about that already =]

Darkedness
07-27-2008, 11:51 PM
Why did he let evil lose

jazeon
08-02-2008, 12:40 AM
Share something..

HustlerxXXx
08-04-2008, 01:50 PM
are you even real? :shock:

Massive Weaponry
08-19-2008, 01:37 AM
This is a conversation I had with iGod recently:

Me:
Why don't you exist?

God:
Don't you know? I exist as much as you exist, .

Me:
FAIL!

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.

Me:
WUT

God:
Are you confused?

Me:
YES

God:
What are you confused about?

Me:
What you just said

God:
I like to socialize.

Me:
WUT?!

God:
No problem.

Me:
BUH?!

God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:
...

God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:
Hold on, how can something be too complex for you? You're supposedly God...

God:
My arms are not attached. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am supposedly God.

Me:
WHAAAAAT?!

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

akkari888
08-19-2008, 01:51 AM
Me:
are you real
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
why are we here
God:
It is all part of God's plan for us.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
not it's not
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
god is fake
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was fake.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes YOU have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
when do you think the world will end
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
i think it will end tomorow
God:
How?
Me:
the plague
God:
What is that?
Me:
what do you think about Family Guy
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
how old is god?
God:
under 40.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i think he's like 1 billion
God:
Why? I see. like 1 billion is he?
Me:
yea
God:
Whoa.
Me:
i know right
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
who made you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
i am
God:
" You seem pretty sure about that." You are?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
your a freack
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a freack? No.
Me:
i think you need to be destroyed
God:
Me? Name one other robot who is destroyed.
Me:
bender
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
what do you think of hell
God:
A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.

o.o xD

Palle
08-24-2008, 02:13 PM
i say do u have vodka redbull in heaven?? if not put med down to hell and let me burn :wink:

Beelzeboss
08-24-2008, 03:03 PM
You screwed up Big Time!

xBRONCOS
08-24-2008, 04:27 PM
God it's really hard to believe that you just popped out of no were and happened to have the intelligence to create a world so rare to support life. How did you do it..... and dont give me that misleading and confusing answer. you always do!

S.W.A.T
08-26-2008, 12:30 AM
Am I going to hell?

WoWNutz
08-26-2008, 01:50 AM
I'd Say: Ummm..I think your secretary made a mistake..I'm pretty sure I was supposed to go the other way"

random_manl
08-26-2008, 01:55 AM
well now u guys have a chance

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/










this this gets really annoying after a while


That thing is Friggin hilarious!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

jazeon
08-26-2008, 12:45 PM
Yeah that robot is really insane.

Yukushii
08-27-2008, 12:55 AM
that bot thing doesn't work. ><