Real Life Quotes

[Etha]

Share some quotes from your life to show just how crazy it can really be ^_^

Yesterday me, my mom and my sis(10 years old) were playing Monopoly.

Me: Audrey, I will pay you 200 for that orange. You paid 180 for it, you're gaining 20 bucks!
Aud: NO!
Me: Please? I already have the other two and you don't need that.
Aud: 300 dollars
Me: =_= 210
Aud: 300!
Me: 250?
Aud: 400!
Me: 500!
Aud: 100
Me: Okay =]

I found some old ones from another thread on another forum that I posted on.

Me:*looking at Inuyasha manga* You ever notice how Inuyashas pants are always jacked up so high?
Friend: Oh yes, Inuyasha is the geek of the group.
Me: OOOO yeaaaaaa Geeks find it incredibly awesome to pull up their pants, tie it with a bow, and make themselves look like they have boobs.
Friend*a minute later* Oh, it DOES look like he has boobs.
Me: yup

When I was first learning to drive:

Cody(my brother): DO IT!
Me: NO!
Cody: Okay, if you do it I'll give you five bucks
Me: You don't have it on you!
Cody:*opens glove box* see???*shows 5*
Me: Fine!*puts truck in drive*
Cody: Now let go of the brake just a little
Me:*lets go of brake* Its not moving...
Cody: Then give it some gas
Me: NO! We'll die!
Cody:No we won't just push it!
Me:*pushes gas a bit and truck moves 5 feet.*
Cody: Now put it back in park...
Me: I got it!*puts truck in park* Now, do I get my five?
Cody: No.

[fiqe]

lol like the geek one :D

[ArmedCivilian]

*Me and my bro are delivering poppy chow to neighbors.*

Me: Sure, they send the two people who need glasses to see, out in the dark first.
Brother: Yeah, seeing in the dark is hard.

--

Me: Yep, time to get ready for the day.
Brother: It is 12 A.M.
Me: Point being?
Brother: You should have been getting ready a hour ago.

It is hard to remember stuff from yesterday. :P

[jonstosik]

haha those are some good quotes!

[DontTellBella187]

Sarah: What's that pink thing over there in that person's yard?
Eve: It's a butt.
Sarah: So THAT's a butt?!
Eve: Oh, sorry. I forgot you didn't have one.

Me: Yuck, is that dog crap?
Sarah: I don't know.
Me: Oh, wait, it's slimy so it must be yours.

hehe.

[zanbatsu-kun]

*me and my friend playing c&c3 in LAN*
me:Oh noes, he gunna get ya!!!
him: ok you better save me send me some of those flying aeroplanes
you have

[Vintage]

Lololol thought id qoute some stuff from my local internet cafe :D Its all full of wanna be gangstaz and nerds who just play there all day and are really bad gamers. I went into a DotA comp with 2 of my friends 3v3 and we owned every single one of them.

Even with razor, bristleback and vs :D :D :D

Ok
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Me: I dont wanna play DotA, its so boring. Footmen Frenzy is so old, and we know we can beat the computers anyway. Lets play CS -_-

Andrew: Footmen frenzy is awesome lets play it ai

Me: Its not awesome when youve been playing WC3 for 2 years.

Andrew: ...Fiiiiiine lets play CS then i can own you anyway

Pat: Funny watching you ladies argue. Lets play CS

Random lad kid in the background: ESHAYZZZ!!! ESHAAAAAYZZ!!!
Fat lad kid: Do you know how to play Gunz? Anyone know how to play Gunz???

[diesel]

my bro mum n i were having a late night movie night a while back, it was quite cold etc so we had our rugs downstiars with us. we watched heaps of movies (like usual) but we also watched star wars 3. so when we were going to bed i was following my bro upstairs when he suddenyl stopped, with his rug over his head and said " i sense someone is behind me" all star wars like. was so funny at the time :P

my most embarrassing quote qould be on my birthday when i was really really young. i answered the door and my aunty is there, she says happy birthday so i reply 'happy birthday' :P

[Vintage]

LOL

[Harakiri]

My dad owns a landscaping company and it reminds me of one time when he got a customer.

My dad: So, frontyard and backyard is $2500
The Lady: How about $2200
My dad: $2300?
The lady: $2500?

[zanbatsu-kun]

Ok, i remember the time when i was in kindergarden. It was womens day, 8th March. We were making some jars, and cards for our moms. And when the time came, my friends mum came to pick him up. He rushed to her and yelled: Muuuuuuum happy birthday =]

[Lucster]

LOL!

[Neofox07]

ROFL!! Good Ones

Freddie

[Luda1100]

Wow! Nice quote lol.

[SenorLopez]

Here are some things that have been said between my friends and I on IRC.


<SenorLopez>Also I do watch mythbusters
<Incoherent_Moron> The water heater explosion was the best explosion they've ever done
<Ranger>indeed
<Ranger>their little house went everywhere
<Ranger>and the water heater went FOOOOOOOSH
<Ranger>and it took like half a minute to come back down
<Ranger> It was epic.
<Incoherent_Moron> Actually, I preferred that you could see everything, it wasn't obscured by flames and booms.
<Ranger>yeah that's the bad thing about explosions you can't see them because of all the fire and smoke

<Dr_Pinkbull> A great alternative to Canada is owning a freezer.
<SenorLopez> A great alternative to Canada is freezing to death on a glacier

<Ozwalled> Thsi si great.
<Ozwalled> *This
<Ozwalled> *is
<SenorLopez> *Sparta!

[`wolf]

"Status is what you make it."

i was at a party drinking soft drink...and i tried ginger beer....guh...

Me: [takes a sip of the ginger beer]
Me: [starts spluttering and coughing!!] it tastes like GINGER!! :evil:
Friend: thats why its called ginger beer.
Me: but i hate ginger!!
Me: *20 sec later* Oh.

[Etha]

Hahaha friggin hilarious XD

[-bH.munky]

lmao that's great.

[Lollerface]

At work i was eating some Hot Chocolate flavored Hersheys kisses around christmas time.

Me: Oh my god you gotta try these.
Them: Try what?
Me: These kisses, they are almost better than sex!
Them: What? hahaha You must not be having very good sex.
Me: I said ALMOST better than sex.
Them: Ok whatever you say, maybe you should try something new.
Me: Ok well maybe its like really good sex in your mouth kinda taste.
Them: *gives me a weird look and walks away*
Me: *Cant believe what i just said*

[niewbe]

At work i was eating some Hot Chocolate flavored Hersheys kisses around christmas time.

Me: Oh my god you gotta try these.
Them: Try what?
Me: These kisses, they are almost better than sex!
Them: What? hahaha You must not be having very good sex.
Me: I said ALMOST better than sex.
Them: Ok whatever you say, maybe you should try something new.
Me: Ok well maybe its like really good sex in your mouth kinda taste.
Them: *gives me a weird look and walks away*
Me: *Cant believe what i just said*


That is a truly epic conversation.

[-bH.munky]

lol that would be embarrasing.