Riddles! -post urs too!-

[purplemuffins0]

Easy ones first

-Is it proper to say: "The egg yolk is white" or "The egg yolk are white"?

-A plane crashes directly on the border of USA and Canada, where should they bury the survivors?

-2 coins add up to 30 cents and one of them isn't a nickle, what are they?

-A dead frog lies in the middle of an island, to swim to main land he can either go 2 miles north 3 miles south or 4 miles east/west, which direction should he swim?

GRAND FINALE
if you get this one without looking it up ill give you 5 points lol, i doubt you could even find it online any way.

the riddle goes:
If he would have seen the sawdust, he wouldn't have killed himself.

put the pieces together and PM me ur answer :D enjoy!
(more to come)

EVERYONE POST YOUR FUN RIDDLES HERE

[purplemuffins0]

reserved space for more riddles.



-In its life time what walks on 4 legs, then 2 legs, then 3 legs.

[Useless Dave]

-A dead frog lies in the middle of an island, to swim to main land he can either go 2 miles north 3 miles south or 4 miles east/west, which direction should he swim?

Hes dead....

[jonstosik]

-Is it proper to say: "The egg yolk is white" or "The egg yolk are white"?

The first one is singular where the second one is plural, they are both right.

-A plane crashes directly on the border of USA and Canada, where should they bury the survivors?

You dont bury survivors, they are alive

[purplemuffins0]

-Is it proper to say: "The egg yolk is white" or "The egg yolk are white"?

The first one is singular where the second one is plural, they are both right.

-A plane crashes directly on the border of USA and Canada, where should they bury the survivors?

You dont bury survivors, they are alive

lol you got the plane one but hey, egg yolks aren't white :wink:
haha nice try though

[jonstosik]

haha true true, got me good XD

[purplemuffins0]

haha true true, got me good XD

haha :D

feel free to post your own riddles guys, stump everyone in the forums.

[Useless Dave]

He who makes it Doesnt need it, He who buys it Doesnt Use it, He who uses it doesnt know it.

What is it

[S.W.A.T]

He who makes it Doesnt need it, He who buys it Doesnt Use it, He who uses it doesnt know it.

What is it


A coffin? :?:

[Dark]

2 coins add up to 30 cents and one of them isn't a nickle, what are they?

You said only ONE of them isnt a nickel so its a quater and a nickel =)

[purplemuffins0]

2 coins add up to 30 cents and one of them isn't a nickle, what are they?

You said only ONE of them isnt a nickel so its a quater and a nickel =)

aww man, haha

well done :wink:

[gemgembo]

reserved space for more riddles.



-In its life time what walks on 4 legs, then 2 legs, then 3 legs.

a human
crawls when a baby hands and knees = 4
adults walks on legs = 2
old person walks with a stick = 3

riddles

a man is lost on a mountain, he comes across a log cabin. upon entering he sees a log fire, oil lamp, match, cooker and a candle. which should he light first?

an electric train is traveling 120mph in a westerly direction, the wind is blowing in a northernly direction. what direction dos the smake travel?

[Ctrl-Z]

[quote=purplemuffins0]

an electric train is traveling 120mph in a westerly direction, the wind is blowing in a northernly direction. what direction dos the smake travel?

there is no smoke, the train is electric?

[gemgembo]

there is no smoke, the train is electric?

yup thats right :)

here's some more

It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never seen out of darkness. what am i?

What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?

Where do you find roads without vehicles, forests without trees, and cities without houses?

[Ctrl-Z]

what has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap? :lol:

[S.W.A.T]

what has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap? :lol:

Bob Kelso.

[Ctrl-Z]

what has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap? :lol:

Bob Kelso.

correct!! :D

[S.W.A.T]

A wee wee man in a red coat. Staff in my hand, stone in my throat. What am I?

[jonstosik]

what has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap? :lol:

Is it you ctrl-z?

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never seen out of darkness. what am i?

The letter S

[gemgembo]

A wee wee man in a red coat. Staff in my hand, stone in my throat. What am I?

a cherry :D

[Chipzee]

[quote=purplemuffins0]a man is lost on a mountain, he comes across a log cabin. upon entering he sees a log fire, oil lamp, match, cooker and a candle. which should he light first?


Well , I reckon that the log fire means it's already burning?
If not , then crapz0rz.>.< rofl

[gemgembo]

Well , I reckon that the log fire means it's already burning?
If not , then crapz0rz.>.< rofl

nope the log fire isn't burning :P lol

[Ctrl-Z]

[quote=purplemuffins0]a man is lost on a mountain, he comes across a log cabin. upon entering he sees a log fire, oil lamp, match, cooker and a candle. which should he light first?


light the match to light the cooker?