How to spoil Mcdonalds?

[Hopz]

Instructions

1st Poster - He/She must be the worker in mcdonalds

2nd Poster - Buyer

Example

1st Poster - What do you want sir?

2nd Poster - Ummm. Can i ask. My friend and i am going to play on your playground ROFL.

Example 2

1st Poster - Good Morning Ma'am Welcome To Mcdonalds do you wanna have one fried person or one leg of a person?

2nd Poster - ROFL. ( Smack the person )

3rd Poster - Umm. I'll buy drinks. ( Next poster can be anything. But if you wanna go topic to worker. Just do the worker things )

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HopZ

[+Os. bingobango]

???? i lost me

[noobie]

Lol...ok ill give it a try lol

Good afternoon, Would you like me to eat that for you?

[Raditz]

Lol...ok ill give it a try lol

Good afternoon, Would you like me to eat that for you?

ehh.......*scratches head*..eh...i guess i can let you eat it...i guess...but then again....but i did say yes.....but it looks good....but i should be a gentleman....but then again those fires are beckoning me.
That sure was a bad try :D

[noobie]

*Gives Raditz burnt fries lmao*

[Hopz]

Umm. Can i ask. The playground on mcdonald can be played by adults right. Cuz my grandma is playing inside

[noobie]

Yes, thats fine, as long as she dont eat a McFlurry before going on the round-a-bout (heaves)

[firetiger]

Why do you work here?

[noobie]

Because you told me to.

[Beelzeboss]

Can I have fries with that?

[noobie]

Of course you can..*passes over a milkshake* lol

[bigun]

excuse me... is this McDonalds?, ive not got my readers on, i couldnt see the sign outside...

[Raditz]

McMunky has better service

[firetiger]

very bad service here im gonna complain to the manager

[Beelzeboss]

Shift Change ^_^

Well hi there Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order sir?

[noobie]

Can i have a Mc Straw to jam in your Mc Eyes

pretty please

:lol:

[CloWn]

Hello Ma'am. My valued employee Crosby87 has informed me that you have made a rather malicious threat towards them. I want to assure you that we value your business, but we will not tolerate this kind of behaviour.

As the Manager I take it as my responsibility to ensure that all of my employees and every one of my customers are happy, so with that in mind, here is your McStraw, please, insert it in to my McEye instead.

[noobie]

lmao....can i have Mc Fries with that please in a Mc Fry Holder thingy

[CloWn]

*covering eye* Crosby87, could you please get this lady her fries?

[noobie]

Sooo, do you work here often? :wink: hehehe

[Beelzeboss]

Here are your fries am'am, I found them under the stove

[CloWn]

Now you're thinkin with portals! I'm promoting you to floor manager Crosby87! *Need I ruin McDonalds any more? BURNED!*

Every second monday, third Tuesday, every Wednessday, only 1 Thursday a year, I work at 2 different McDonalds next Friday, I come in after Deal or No Deal on Saturday, but I hafta be home before the news, I don't work Sundays, or my day off.

[noobie]

Id live to see the manager again please...these Mc Fries have fluff on them lmao

[Beelzeboss]

Floor or Ceiling manager?

[CloWn]

Ahh.. Don't worry yourself, this is simply McFluff.. We get it from the finest McPockets. The addition of McFluff to McFries is a new addition to the recipe, I appologise for any inconvieniance, if you are unhappy just fill this survey out and I'll send it to the head quarters.

*hands over a napkin*

[Beelzeboss]

Hey everyone, let's go GREASE-SURFING!!!

[noobie]

Lmao...*eats the McNapkin* That was delish, much better than the Mc Salty Fries lol

[Beelzeboss]

This Restaurant has now been renamed to McCloWn

[CloWn]

Wicked Sick!!

Ya'll hear that!? I run the show now! No more pants for me!!

*rips of pants*

[Beelzeboss]

YOUR FIRED!!!

Noobie, your hired

Renamed to McNoobie

[CloWn]

Owch.. My pride...

[Rathh]

Thank you for coming to McNoobie. I understand that you want to have our McNoobie breakfast tofu egg flippers but we only server breakfast from 6:00am to 6:05am. Can i Offer you anything from our McNoobie pre-lunch menu?

[Hopz]

Um. Anything good for children

[Beelzeboss]

Of course

At McNoobies, we pride ourselves on our child-friendly atmosphere

[noobie]

Haha....

May i suggest the Mc HyperChoc Burger...Tis very yum, i invented it myself

[Hopz]

HOho ^^ , that would be sweet

[Raditz]

McMunky gives everything free :o

[Hopz]

McHopZi

[hackgod]

lol.. how long should i wait till i get anything from here?? :x

[Beelzeboss]

*Shoves a burger in your mouth*

THERE!!!

[noobie]

Lmao!!!

Welcome to McNoobies

Help ya self to food, i cba to serve lmao


EDIT: Just read all this all over again and bout peed myself laughin haha

[hackgod]

arghhhhhh....that was painful crossby *gulp*

[bigun]

erm... is there anyone serving ere....?????

*helps self to a cheeseburger* mmmmmmmm

*and a milkshake* mmmmmmm

[noobie]

Hello Sir...would you like a Mc Straw?!?!?! Mwuahahahahahahaa :twisted:

[bigun]

no thanks, ive just seen what u can do wi them things, i'll just drink my milkshake straight outa the cup, lol.

[noobie]

ok, a Mc Hammer maybe? or a Mc Chisel....yal need one to get thru that shake!

[bigun]

i'll be fine thanks, haha.

**mutters under breath* where the hell do they get these staff from*

[noobie]

Think you can do better mr?! lmao....
heres ya uniform and cap lmao...ill start ya off with 1 star...Now get to work!

hehehe

[bigun]

well yeh i probably could, i'll get straight to work!!!!

anyone need serving!!!

[noobie]

I must say ya lookin damn fine in that uniform sir...can i have a piece of....erm cake please ;) :lol:

[bigun]

erm, sorry, im on a cig break, you'll have to wait a minute or 10. while your waiting, please go and have a go in the kiddies play area, its not very safe, so fill out the disclaimers first.

Thank You.

[noobie]

*pinches a muffin while pauls on his ciggy break lol*

[bigun]

will smebody throw all them muffins away, they went out of date a few years ago!!!!!

[noobie]

Thats it, im off to burgerking.....*heaves on the way out*

[bigun]

haha, have a nice day.

anyone want a free muffin!!!!!!!!!????????

[Raditz]

it depends on what type of "muffin" your offering.If it's baked i'm not taking it,if it's below the age of 1 month,you can bet i'm sending you a airplane ticket :lol: :P

[hackgod]

err well i have been forgotten ??

[Yukushii]

the hell is going on here? @.@

[noobie]

Hello, how may i help you? :D

[Raditz]

well...you could start by giving me a car,$1 million,total contorl over mcdonad,giving me 10 xbox360s everyday.If you can do this,your amazing :shock:

[noobie]

*Gets a childrens meal box and puts inside...*

a toy car
some monopoly money
Voucher for hmv for 360

And gives you 5 stars on your badge for manager title...

Can i take a cig break now sir? lol

[Raditz]

you forgot napkins....kids these days......*shakes head*

[noobie]

Haha, heres ya Mc Napkins...want me to shove um in ya Mc Eyes lol

[Raditz]

no...but i would appreciate a lack of respect to your juniors.Seesh always polite .....P.S your going to be sued if you don't fix this problem...so no pressure :P

[Storm]

dont you mean a Mc Sued lol

look now im he manager now Mc Noobie get your *** over here i need you to set up the multimedia suround sound system with extar base so hurry the http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/forum/censored.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)plz!

now as for everybody else lets party !!!!!!!http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/forum/flamewar.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[hackgod]

hey i thought McNoobies were expensive? but wot the h** those are for monopoly money.. keke
8)

[Storm]

shut ya food hole or use it! its Mc Storms now lol and its all free! lets party and mc noobie did you quit?

[hackgod]

duh! lemme have a taste of that so called Mcstorm.. but if i am not wrong, freebies are quite l ess in quailty :P

[Storm]

usually yes but this is just normal food just for free!

[ic3 w4rri0r]

Hello, welcome to Mcdonalds, where the fries are watery and the sex is free, may I get you your oder please?

[Storm]

hmmm that should be censord. ALL WELL ill take a burger seing as this is an all age forum and the fries a watery!

[MR.SATAN]

I want a chicken Mcflurry

[noobie]

*serves the Mc Chicken Mc Flurry*

*heaves*

I did quit yeah, but changed my mind, now wheres my Mc Straw?

[Storm]

right here *hand mc noobie a mc starw* welcome back !

[Raditz]

WHERE IS MY BLOODY MC STEAK???WHAT TYPE OF SERVICE IS THIS????I HAVE HALF A MIND TO SUE YOU HOOLIGANS

[Storm]

SO SO SO SORRY SIR BUT WE DONT SELL A MC STEAK THATS ONLY IN AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRAIA SIR LOL. PLZ SIR DONT CRY!.......................

[noobie]

Thanks for my Mc Straw :)

Now....Who has nice Mc Eyes?

:twisted: :lol:

[jazeon]

Sorry. Swallow it already ^^ ,

[Storm]

meeezzzz i have nice eyes

[Raditz]

...i don't suppose you have Mc fried fish?or do you sell that only in the ocean? :P

[Storm]

infact yes we only do sell that on our ocean premises's but your in luck dis wk we have a special thing going on for a limited time only so all products from New Zealand the Atlantic and the Ocean will be sold at this premises only for this wk lol so we have the fmous products such as mc fried fish mc rotten fish mc frozen fish mc iceicles mc colds mc rocks mc mountains [a huge burger] mc rocks [some kind of realy hard crunchy ice cream] and mc shove it in your face! i hope you enjoy the new teperary menu at mc storms

[Trapper]

Wait... I hate McDonalds! Oh well. I want a McBurger. With McPickles....McKetchup....Mc****roaches! Thanks.

[Storm]

lol ok here ya gop would you like some mc rotten fish sticks as a side serving with that?

[Beelzeboss]

Please go to our new premises on the North Sea oilrig

[hackgod]

wherx my Mcnoobie?? shall i go and fetch from the toilet? :evil:

[noobie]

Haha, sorry, i was havin an extremely cig break lol
How can i help?

[Storm]

you can start by not haveing a sig break for that long! lol and then you can get serving the people lol.

welcome to mc storms/ mc donalds my name is mc Storm how may i help you?

[hackgod]

May i have McHurricane plz storm??

[firetiger]

Im sorry all the world power supply will cut out in 2 seconds (oh and doors will be sealed)

Thank you (Comes out of loud speaker) :lol:

[hackgod]

where am i ?? :o

[firetiger]

In the middle of cbeebies. :lol:

[Storm]

wha! what you talking bout person? lol hack yes you can have a mc hurricane hamds a mc hurricane to hack that will be 100 cents plz

[hackgod]

ah that was too stormy.. oh heres the payment in millions :D thanks

[Storm]

yw dude lol

welcome to mc storms/mc donalds how may i help you?

[Raditz]

get me a blah blah blah blah.And make it fast

[Trapper]

Define "fast" please? We'll have it to you in an hour-8 hours. :)

[Storm]

here you go i hope your un happy lols

[M3An__MaCh1n3]

When are we going to see our now Mcclown ? I'm really excited.

[hackgod]

oh i am afraid we dont sell McExcited here.. sorry

[Renderious]

AWKWARD SILENCE

[noobie]

*noobie barges in and breaks the awkward silence as usual*

HELLOOOOOOOOO....WHATCHA WANT!!!!!

teheee

[Renderious]

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