Tell a lie

[jazeon]

Just tell a lie ^_^

[Renderious]

I'm like this game......j/m

[AsLaN]

tomorrow ..i will buy a new pc :D

[MonkeyKing]

president bush is my hero

[I am Noob]

I am from australia.

[S.W.A.T]

I am gay

[elpacco]

i shot fitty

[Yukushii]

i am not bored. XP

[MonkeyKing]

i went to college

[~flow+]

i like school :D

[MonkeyKing]

i have a monkey named steve

[nejko]

i like musicle

[CanadianBacon]

I'm a vegetarian :)

[M3An__MaCh1n3]

i am 97million years old.

[CanadianBacon]

I don't eat popsicles

[Juice]

I have a secret crush on Rosie Odonald.

[akkari888]

I'm not watching that 70's show

[Kumani]

I'm the best of the best with Ps.


lol :lol:

[MonkeyKing]

i hate rpg's

[nejko]

i live in Africa

[Chum]

im elergic to brown hair man!

[MonkeyKing]

i love lab

[Hone]

I love maddog :roll: :roll:

[akkari888]

I love maddog :roll: :roll:

*gasp*

i'm not hungry x,x

[Rapidexcel]

I hate boys.

[Yukushii]

this text is red.

[Hone]

I hate this forum. I hate noobie, i hate all the moderators, and i hate all those god damn members that aren't me.

[Mankan39]

I hate chips xD

[Yukushii]

noobie is my worst enemy. :twisted:

[firetiger]

i hate cod 4

[Chum]

i like anguish

( a bit of reverse sicology there lol! only joking!)

I HATE YOU REALLY LOL!

[MonkeyKing]

i have a love child

[Hone]

I eat dragons for breakfast

[MonkeyKing]

i live in Ohio

[jazeon]

Presidents are my slaves ^.^

[Hone]

I like to kill turkish people

[diesel]

diesel is NOT the best ever, hes is not the sexiest, most loved person alive and he definitly is not better then everyone else!!!!

[MonkeyKing]

i live in a box

[jazeon]

I can fly

[MonkeyKing]

i shoot 2 Pac

[Yukushii]

i hate this site.

[noobie]

I am not laughing my *** off as i write this!

[Chum]

i hate noobie!

[jazeon]

I can jump 360 in a slow-mo

[MonkeyKing]

the internet is lame

[Yukushii]

i have the internet on my computer.

[Beelzeboss]

I threw a koala at Farrah yesterday

[MonkeyKing]

Bush is on my top friends on myspace

[jazeon]

Britney Spears . Is beside me yay! =]

[nejko]

i kissed Britney Spears

[MonkeyKing]

I passed the american citizen test

[jazeon]

I jump on 24 floor. And didn't die O.O

[Darkedness]

I'm the guy who started all of this. Yeah me

[MonkeyKing]

the drak kight sucked

[Yukushii]

i'm not serious.

[agentZer0]

i'm not lying

[nejko]

Im Ripper

[Yukushii]

i know what i'm doing.

[jazeon]

I own Devilish videos =]

[MonkeyKing]

I like to jumping old people in the parking lot

[akkari888]

I dont live in FREGGIN WONDERLAND!!!!!!!

[Yukushii]

i am the one-winged angel.

[LeKi]

I hate this forum

[akkari888]

me too

[LeKi]

I'm the best sig maker in the world

[Yukushii]

i can draw...

[akkari888]

yea your FREGGIN!!!!! great at drawlin ^^

[LeKi]

I have photoshop cs4

[akkari888]

I DONT use the original PS x.x

[LeKi]

I'm porn star

[Rianamix]

I am disabled

[LeKi]

I have 1000000000000000000sbp


off topic: this is my 333th post (it's not a lie)

[HustlerxXXx]

i have Final Fantasy 13

[nejko]

im living with Brad Pitt

[MonkeyKing]

iam the god of the new world

[nejko]

i am a terrorist

[Yukushii]

i own Final Fantasy XIV [14]

[MonkeyKing]

i can knockout a person with my shoe

that might be true

[LeKi]

I'm the admin on this forum

[MonkeyKing]

i sleep outside

[LeKi]

I don't lie

[akkari888]

I hate everyone

[MonkeyKing]

i wear a wig

[LeKi]

I don't use quote tags

[akkari888]

im not tired

[MonkeyKing]

i don't need any money

[jazeon]

I see IRL of monkeyking.

[MonkeyKing]

me and jaze0n are penpals

[Yukushii]

L is the worst character ever.

[Zinny]

A lie?

I love you.

[Yukushii]

Zinny is my lover. :lol:

[Zinny]

Kazuto's gay.

[Yukushii]

Zinny's a girl.

[Zinny]

...

I'm... A guy?

[MonkeyKing]

i hate meeting new people

[Zinny]

I am a nice person. <3

[pureicecold]

Jeffsigs sucks at PS

[Eretix]

im an 17 ft tall platypuss with a spiked mace as my tail , i have a jet pack on my back and i love bears....

[MonkeyKing]

i have a Mac

[Yukushii]

i invented the Internet.

[HustlerxXXx]

i just posted the laughing smiley- :?

[Darkedness]

I'm HustlerxXXx soul mate

[LeKi]

i don't drink coke

[MonkeyKing]

iam 5' 6''

[Yukushii]

i have loads of Pocky.

[Nagashi]

I weigh 245lbs.

[MonkeyKing]

i have dreams of being a cow

[Zinny]

I'm not afraid of lightning.

[LeKi]

I'm not afraid of lightning.

what???
You are afraid of lightning????

[Zinny]

what???
You are afraid of lightning????
...Maybe.

I have long green hair. lollies.<3

[MonkeyKing]

i can fart fire

[Zinny]

i can fart fire
That is not absolutely disgusting.

[LeKi]

I'm superman :shock: 8) 8) 8)

[HustlerxXXx]

i can fart fire
That is not absolutely disgusting.

i agree

[LeKi]

on signaturebar you can find xxx videos, pictures, movies...

[HustlerxXXx]

on signaturebar you can find xxx videos, pictures, movies...

*out of the game*

that is acctually true)))

[MonkeyKing]

iam a underground rapper

[Darkedness]

I'm Monkeyking's DJ

[Flare]

i didnt just post here

[MonkeyKing]

i don't have a lot of time on my hands

[krowenz]

i am ugly. . .

[Sp33d]

I have not slept with 100 hot woman..,

[LeKi]

krowenz is ugly

[Masta Hamma]

I am a liar. I lie at everything I say.

[MonkeyKing]

i drive a fast car

[Amziie]

i eat meat

[akkari888]

im not wear my sunglasses upside down

[Amziie]

i run naked down the street in the rain


oops...i mean dont

[akkari888]

:shock:
xD

im still not wearing my sun glasses upside down

[Amziie]

i don't illegally street race

[akkari888]

im still not wearing my sunglasses upside down

[Amziie]

im not laughing at you

[jazeon]

I'm floating

[MonkeyKing]

i have no friends here

[jazeon]

I don't have a sig.

[noobie]

Im a ninja with big feet

[MonkeyKing]

i can fly

[meleemaster500]

the current presidential nominees are the best choices ever.

[random_manl]

I didn't just read through all the lies on this topic xD

[meleemaster500]

The Cake

[MonkeyKing]

i really dropkick old people

[nejko]

im ghost

[meleemaster500]

this is NOT my 10th post

[Xaero XVII]

Global warming...

[+ft. assassin]

i am Weird Al Yankovic

[LeKi]

I'm shy :roll:

[Xaero XVII]

I'm normal... :?

[jazeon]

I can watch tv about 1 yard

[LeKi]

i use gimp

[jazeon]

i use laptop in sigbar

[Beelzeboss]

I can make good sigs

[xBRONCOS]

Im planning on buying out this site and turning it into a fan site for penguin lovers and no1 will stop me. :twisted:

[LeKi]

and i will be mod on the site :D

[Beelzeboss]

I will one day marry Haley Williams :roll:

[MonkeyKing]

i have a Mac

[Mirthaar]

Im gonna meet Shawn Johnson and fall in love with her.

(Ive been watching too much olymicps.. sigh...)

[WoWNutz]

I am Chuck Norris....And now I will stare this thread into submission

[jazeon]

I hold the gold medal on bejing!

[LeKi]

I the sliver :P

[jazeon]

I'm playing doll

[LeKi]

I and jaze0n.. I think, we are neighbours from hell :P

...:::LeKi:::...

[Shazaam]

Kyle is not gay haha.

[MonkeyKing]

i can stand on fire

[Zinny]

I'm not afraid of the first day of community college tomorrow.

*gulp*

[Lord Isaac]

Super Mega Death Chirst 2000 B.C Version 4.0 Beta can't hurt you.

[Yukushii]

koreha eigo desu~. [this is English~.]

[LeKi]

i have real dragon :P

[MonkeyKing]

i eat babies

[LeKi]

monkeyking eat my brother :cry:

[Lord Isaac]

I like school. :roll:

[Morzan]

I have extremely long hair that goes down to my shins. :)

[Zinny]

My name is Bob.

[MonkeyKing]

i eat Leki brother

[Hone]

The cake is not a lie.

[LeKi]

the school starts for 3 days. I'm so happy

[MonkeyKing]

I took over Japan

[akkari888]

i dont have swimmers ear x,x

[Morzan]

My name is Jasper.

[LeKi]

I listen hard rock :P

[Palle]

iam not drinking beer right now :wink:

[noobie]

My laptop is in perfect condition, and not about to break at all! :(

[jazeon]

I'm at the jail using computer

[noobie]

Im wearing shoes

[MonkeyKing]

i didn't buy any bootleg dvd's last night

[Amziie]

im sleeping

[ToToRoYN]

Manchester United is a club of ace footballers who don't bang each other in the locker room after each game. :lol: :lol:

[MonkeyKing]

iam not posting at 3:26 am

[Amziie]

hurricane gustav isnt raining on my parade

[Morzan]

It's raining outside.

[MonkeyKing]

am sleeping

[Raditz]

monkey king is my uncles, cousins, sons, wife's, father's,cousins son (twice removed)

[Morzan]

My favorite color is purple.

[MonkeyKing]

i can stop a car with my face

[Morzan]

I hate music.

[psychiper201]

I hate this forum. O.O

[MonkeyKing]

Iam part of a punk rock band

[Morzan]

I'm MonkeyKings second cousin's, fathers, sister twice removed.

[S.W.A.T]

I went to space

[Morzan]

I just ate an apple.

[MonkeyKing]

i own a jetpack

[Realistik]

I hate cake.

[+Os. bingobango]

my hamster committed suicide

[nejko]

I Dont love SignatureBar

[Beelzeboss]

I have never been to the moon

[MonkeyKing]

my feet don't hurt

[bogus000]

I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't like sex. I don't gamble.
And I don't lie.

[KatsumotoNL]

i can fly (A)

[Travalgar]

I'm adept in using the Photoshop.

[MonkeyKing]

Tupac is dead

[Denecia4]

I'm not addicted to WoW.

[yopladas]

im lame

[E-Z-fosheezy]

I made a man fall off a building because I set his hair on fire

[Immortal Technique]

i DIDNT get aids from that hooker who lives in your house

[Denecia4]

I dont like playing online games.

[Yukushii]

i can dance. XD

[Chum]

i love everyone!
:P

[Akkari]

i didn't just get home from a golf tournament and im not really tired

[Chum]

i own the world if the world being nothing! :P :twisted: :P :twisted:

[Yukushii]

i'm at school right now.

[[WILD]]

i spam

[SpiKe]

i was asked to be a moderator the 1st day i joined this forum... but i declined :D

[XiiaoJinx]

I own this forum.

[minter]

Im not straight

[SpiKe]

i am the best sig maker ever to walk this earth

[Bolt]

Im studying... i shouldnt be studying

Thats 2 lyes :S

[Twisterman]

John Mccain is smart

[LeKi]

John Mccain is smart

that's true :D

[mpcbsar]

awful sigs leki. :D

[Ash91]

Blondes are smart

[jazeon]

Hulk is inside our house

[chris12]

Hulk is inside our house
And he brought ironman with him

[Harakiri]

I hate everyone here. :twisted:

[nejko]

i will die tomorrow

[ben_7855]

people think far too much

[Yukushii]

i'm perfectly fine.

[Harakiri]

i will die tomorrow

You never know!

I'm not playing Guitar Hero.

[HustlerxXXx]

Oh I'm a gummy bear, Yes I'm a gummy bear, Oh I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear, I'm a jelly bear, Cus I'm a gummy bear!!

lol

[arcx]

taht wasnt funny ^^

[Immortal Technique]

i am a very religious person

[ben_7855]

my xbox 360 is the best game console i've ever had :twisted:

[Chipzee]

Haha, ben's gonna get it now! =D

I'm gay.

[arcx]

join the club

[Chipzee]

I join the club.:D

[Slyder]

PS3 is the better then xbox 360.

[Stardust]

i've never played sims2 :oops:

[nejko]

:D
I didn't write this message in bold

[Stardust]

i've never been banned from any forum :oops: lol :D

[Immortal Technique]

Nejko is pro

xD

[Chipzee]

That was mean.:/

I have 20 virtual girlfriends who do anything for me in front of webcam.

[Immortal Technique]

i was not joking about the nejko thing

this is not a lie, im telling the truth