there's this girl who...

[global]

theres this girl who...keeps coming up to my apartment. she has a boyfriend like twice her age. i want her as my own. how do i get her. maybe i can unwrap her for x-mas.

[Lux]

I gave your pokemon a level :D

[lokifeyson]

lol, what! he brings up a girl and you feed his pokemon, lol

um..be yourself and don't push, but at the same time let your know you are interested, by asking her things and seeing if she wants to hang out, outside of your apartment :D

[global]

'COOL MY POKEMON'S FED!'

[global]

OK that sounds good, what the problem is you see, I've always been real shy. i am very gorgeous and have a great amount of confidence but i don't know what to say.

[dexter]

if she comes up tp you then obviously shes intrested in you as well.. and maybe she want something too but shes shy as well... so give it a nice try talking to her about fun stuff... if she like awnsers and asks back then i think there is somethiung more then 2people in the same department :) But watch that u dont get beaten up by hes boyfriend.! :P

~dexter

[xBRONCOS]

u say ur gorgeous are u a girl :P ?

[xBRONCOS]

I gave your pokemon a level :D to funny

[CloWn]

Yeah dude, the way it seems to work is that you let them know you're interested, but then like pretty much strait after that act like you're not. If you call her all day all night always wanna do stuff, she's gunna feel chocked, not what you want. Just play it cool, ya know, before you agree to anything, even if you know you're not doing anything say you think you are, might not be able to make it ya know?

In the words of a very wise woman. 'Tonight, leave me alone I'm lonely alone I'm lonely.' 'Leave me the f@ck alone and tomorrow I'll be begging you to come home.'

So be yourself, but be a flirty version of yourself, you want her, but you hafta make her want you by acting like you don't want her! A very important life leason, Girls ALWAYS want what they can't have. If you make her think she can't have you, BAM you got her.

[hubdehub]

my advise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFodwAwmp4


just kidding

my real advise : be yourself and be nice, not much more you can do

[noobie]

haha thats awesome hehe

[CloWn]

I lol'd hard at that add.

My advice is at 3:40

Frequent course language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUEIzNeqFuI&feature=related

[noobie]

lmao, a bit extreme but will deffo get u a number lol

[CloWn]

Haha, I love it. That is my favourite movie of all time, it's so funny but you deffo need a certain sense of humor. Very thin line between it being funny and VERY VERY offensive.

[ArmedCivilian]

You can do what they say, or you can go to something more drastic and illegal.

Fight her boyfriend to a death match which would decide who she would belove. The winner would have her heart, proving he is more of a man, the loser would be dead.

If you are a chick you can do the same thing except change where I said he to she. :P

[marypoppin]

theres this girl who...keeps coming up to my apartment. she has a boyfriend like twice her age. i want her as my own. how do i get her. maybe i can unwrap her for x-mas.

You can't get her if she's in love with her bf.

[Eviden]

You can do what they say, or you can go to something more drastic and illegal.

Fight her boyfriend to a death match which would decide who she would belove. The winner would have her heart, proving he is more of a man, the loser would be dead.

If you are a chick you can do the same thing except change where I said he to she. :P

Ohh, a bit old, they used it in the 18 hundreds but now, there's a new way, take a baseball bet, and that's all....

But, I have a question how old is she that her bf twice older???

[CloWn]

theres this girl who...keeps coming up to my apartment. she has a boyfriend like twice her age. i want her as my own. how do i get her. maybe i can unwrap her for x-mas.

You can't get her if she's in love with her bf.

Oh yes you can ;)

EDIT: OK I posted a thing in a thread some where else... Can't remember where but it was about how it's funnier to not say j/k. with this post, did I or did I not make you think just a lil bit out of the box by not saying jk jk jk?

Haha, jokes should always be right on the edge, and always push it just a lil bit, but never push it over coz then you will get taken to cort for sexual harassment :mrgreen:

[global]

my advise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFodwAwmp4


just kidding

my real advise : be yourself and be nice, not much more you can doPricelss

[global]

theres this girl who...keeps coming up to my apartment. she has a boyfriend like twice her age. i want her as my own. how do i get her. maybe i can unwrap her for x-mas.

You can't get her if she's in love with her bf.Your absolutely right. But she hates him and i want to get into her pants. eh if a relationship follows thats good to. But she has my daughter's Mothers name and I hate that wretch so that's just creepy.

[global]

You can do what they say, or you can go to something more drastic and illegal.

Fight her boyfriend to a death match which would decide who she would belove. The winner would have her heart, proving he is more of a man, the loser would be dead.

If you are a chick you can do the same thing except change where I said he to she. :PFinish him!

[Etha]

i want to get into her pants

I honestly hope you're kidding.

[S.W.A.T]

Hey global, no offence but arent u 40?

[ArmedCivilian]

I thought he was 30.

[Eviden]

Wow, we went way off topic here, maybe lets try to get back to topic and to help the poor guy? Don't you think?

[CloWn]

i want to get into her pants

I honestly hope you're kidding.

I was thinking the exact same thing... That's a bit odd bruva

[global]

lol because im 30 im to old for a promiscuous relationship. yikes what should i do when im 40 join a monastery?

[CloWn]

Age has nothing to do with it, just reckon it's strange you're asking us for advice on how to get a chick to put out...

[ArmedCivilian]

In your case... alcohol?

[global]

i dont know why but i cant summon up the courage to show interest in a girl. i don't know if my standards are to high or if maybe I'm just a chicken. maybe its a little bit of both. or one because of the other. any way i am asking because even though I'm a bit older than most of you, i did not know that. and now that i do i guess age doesn't matter you're still peers, just maybe a little bit younger. but you can still give an objectionable opinion.

[CloWn]

Uhh, I'm gunna try and be blunt but sand the edges. I wouldn't care if you were 12 or 64, asking people for advice on how to get in a one night stand here and there with some one isn't on mate...

If you're doin that kinda stuff in your spare time that's fine... I guess... Lotsa people do, but here we have members below teenage... I don't think it's appropriate to ask how to 'get in her pants' around them.

[lokifeyson]

lol, to each his own :lol:

[hubdehub]

Just do one thing , ASK her

If no , damn but you know whats happening

If yes , damn have fun :)

[Wellner]

Rejection is always the worst, but I rather be rejected rather than wondering what if.

[global]

Uhh, I'm gunna try and be blunt but sand the edges. I wouldn't care if you were 12 or 64, asking people for advice on how to get in a one night stand here and there with some one isn't on mate...

If you're doin that kinda stuff in your spare time that's fine... I guess... Lotsa people do, but here we have members below teenage... I don't think it's appropriate to ask how to 'get in her pants' around them.Your right I apolagize! I thought it was prety much everyday terminology. But if your calling it out you must have a reason. I suppose sex and talk of sex is prety open where I'm from. but not where your from. So I'll respect your decision. All in all I was just asking for advice on how to talk to a girl. Perhaps I,ve learned my lesson. I'll sum it up like this: little darling this is grown ppl talk close your ears! I'm sorry if I offend you however it's been a rotten day and I'm in a real bad mood! Good luck to you. And this site rocks! Happy holidays all! I'm out!!!!!

[CloWn]

Uhh... I'm 17... I hear plenty about sex but for the people who either don't want to her about it, or don't hear about I just thought it might have been better for you to word it differently. I know that some of the younger members probably aren't offended, I was 13 once... But that... was a long time ago...

I didn't mean to sound like I was angry or anything, I mean even though it doesn't anger me I think it's odd that you only wanna get with her, only really because at the start of the thread you made it sound like you worshiped her beauty from afar as the light wisped around her and made her golden hair shine with the intensity of the sun, just waiting for the moment that your mouthes could meet in a subtle moment of passion. I thought you loved her.

The way you talk doesn't offend me really in the slightest, shocked, but like I said, I hang out with 18/19 year old guys, I'm not a stranger to the topic, but some people are, some people want to be, perhaps it would have been better to word it differently? Instead of saying, get in her pants, you could have said that you wanted to have special adult games... in your room... Don't open the door...

[Eviden]

Uhh... I'm 17... I hear plenty about sex but for the people who either don't want to her about it, or don't hear about I just thought it might have been better for you to word it differently. I know that some of the younger members probably aren't offended, I was 13 once... But that... was a long time ago...

I didn't mean to sound like I was angry or anything, I mean even though it doesn't anger me I think it's odd that you only wanna get with her, only really because at the start of the thread you made it sound like you worshiped her beauty from afar as the light wisped around her and made her golden hair shine with the intensity of the sun, just waiting for the moment that your mouthes could meet in a subtle moment of passion. I thought you loved her.

The way you talk doesn't offend me really in the slightest, shocked, but like I said, I hang out with 18/19 year old guys, I'm not a stranger to the topic, but some people are, some people want to be, perhaps it would have been better to word it differently? Instead of saying, get in her pants, you could have said that you wanted to have special adult games... in your room... Don't open the door...

Every word a Cannon.

[CloWn]

a Cannon?

[Eviden]

say it's like...hmmm how can I explain, it means that evry thing that you said hit the spot, hard.

it's more like an idiom.

[CloWn]

oh, okie dokie

[Chicken]

my advise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFodwAwmp4


just kidding

my real advise : be yourself and be nice, not much more you can do
LMAO!!!!11oneone!! nice one xD

[HopeEnder]

umm back to that guys problem, run off 2 canada, they will never look there :lol:

[Bloody_Saint]

my advise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFodwAwmp4


just kidding

my real advise : be yourself and be nice, not much more you can do
omfg rofl
ontopic: yeah just be flirtier version of yourself if your a pisces like me shold be no problem to find out if she interested or not just stick with topics shes gets the most enjoyment out of give her your full undivided attention and most important of all look at her eyes not her chest XD women enjoy it when you can tell them their eye color and not their cup size :P

edit:read the rest of the pages ignore my advice i dont deal with one night stands will help ya out when ya looking for a relationship that last more than a year ^^